Congratulations, Nicole Kidman, on the birth of your daughter, Sunday Rose.
Except that you named your child after a day of the week and a shade of Mary Kay lipstick my grandma wore in 1951.
Kidman, we will assume this is the influence of all that botox going to your brain. Maybe it's time to lay off, huh? Just a smidge? Please stop before you give birth to Sunday Rose's sibling, Thursday Milkweed.
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